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This might be the stupidest legal move ever. When caught with your hand in the cookie jar, deny, deny, deny. Damn straight!
This might be the stupidest legal move ever.When caught with your hand in the cookie jar, deny, deny, deny.Damn straight!

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It's always about freedom. Can you handle it? I'm in charge of my health, thank you. There's a 2nd - and maybe more important - part to this quote.
It's always about freedom. Can you handle it?I'm in charge of my health, thank you.There's a 2nd - and maybe more important - part to this quote.

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If you try to force me, I will resist. There's not enough space here to list them all. 70 years later, it's still true.
If you try to force me, I will resist.There's not enough space here to list them all.70 years later, it's still true.

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Simply look at the evidence and it's hard to think otherwise. What?! Like this is a stretch? O, come on. Just admit it.
Simply look at the evidence and it's hard to think otherwise.What?! Like this is a stretch?O, come on. Just admit it.

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This contains too much common sense for politicians. What happens in my doctor's office, stays in my doctor's office. Fed up? This should help.
This contains too much common sense for politicians.What happens in my doctor's office, stays in my doctor's office.Fed up? This should help.

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We love those who serve: thus the "proverbial". If you do, it might be a good idea not to tell him. The truth hurts.
We love those who serve: thus the "proverbial".If you do, it might be a good idea not to tell him.The truth hurts.

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Socialist/Progressive/Liberal ideas do not create. They usurp. Wipe that drool off your chin, Chris, it's embarrassing. The globe's climate has been changing since before you, Al.
Socialist/Progressive/Liberal ideas do not create. They usurp.Wipe that drool off your chin, Chris, it's embarrassing.The globe's climate has been changing since before you, Al.

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Before ACORN and tens of trillions in debt drag us down. Talk to someone over 50 to find out how really bad it was. If you believe this, then act like it.
Before ACORN and tens of trillions in debt drag us down.Talk to someone over 50 to find out how really bad it was.If you believe this, then act like it.

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Don't confuse them with limited government Constitutionalists. Let me count the ways! Takeoff on 1980 campaign slogan that works today.
Don't confuse them with limited government Constitutionalists.Let me count the ways!Takeoff on 1980 campaign slogan that works today.

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Canadians may lose a healthcare option if ours goes away. Don't worry about the details, father knows best... Can be customized for your favorite RINO!
Canadians may lose a healthcare option if ours goes away.Don't worry about the details, father knows best...Can be customized for your favorite RINO!

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It doesn't matter what you think, it's what she thinks. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck... Try saying "no" to a government entity or their representatives!
It doesn't matter what you think, it's what she thinks.If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...Try saying "no" to a government entity or their representatives!

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At Woodstock it was patriotic to do it. Now it's not. Hmmmm. Careful who you give control of any part of your life. We'll be paying for all this spending for decades!
At Woodstock it was patriotic to do it. Now it's not. Hmmmm.Careful who you give control of any part of your life.We'll be paying for all this spending for decades!

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Another customized sticker for the politician of your choice.
Another customized sticker for the politician of your choice.

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